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so his cash award will be used to feed starving children.
I'll supply you terrorists with deadly uranium.
According to my uncle...
Don't worry.
D'oh!
- See you tomorrow. - No, you won't!
Uh, sir, this place could be bugged. Shh.
He might be closer than you think.
Please send lots of rescue copters to-
Good start. Now finish the job.
Oh, well, that's good.
A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.
You've just stolen copyrighted material from everyone else.
It's great, isn't it? Go ahead and say it's great if you want to.
Because if you buy that machine, that's all you're gonna have, is an expensive paperweight.
Of course. It's so simple.
Hey, Lisa, check out my new computer.
He is Mr. X! Ha!
- Hey, Moe, can you keep a secret? - No.
but it's still irresponsible to present rumors as facts.