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I'm Mr. X! Gimme! Gimme!
Finding out Dan has a sixth IBAC investigation
This is the best computer in the world and always will be, right?
Don't worry, head. The computer will do our thinking now.
What do you think of my page, Lisa? Be honest.
Oh, don't worry about the Mr. X thing.
Mmm, mmm!
- You are on your- - Fifth.
Otherwise click "No."
Give me a hundred lotto tickets, Apu, because Mr. X is on a roll.
- I was an astronaut. - Of course you were.
My bagels are nothing but week-old doughnuts.
Or Mortinson.
Do you want turkey sausage or ham?
- Not even a little one? - No!
Aah! Aah! What's going on?
Oh, don't worry about those fumes.
Hmm. That's the kind of dirt that belongs on my Web page.
- Get out. Who told you that? - Nelson.
- Didn't you get the e-mail? - What's an e-mail?
I once ran over a guy in a parking lot...
There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
Oh, they drugged the tea. They knew my one weakness.
I wouldn't count on that, Number Five.
I hope no one finds out about this.
That's a great idea. I'll make up some news!
You are a credit to the great Satan.
Yeah, all right, this press conference is over.
Whoo! Ahh.
I got a lot of secrets I'd prefer to keep clandestine.