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You want me to jump in now?
Oh, these little green logs are fucking amazing.
Hey, Josh, how are you?
and leave, please?
-Calm down. -More logs!
What the fuck does it matter?
I'm sorry.
And what?
-Yep. -This is life or death.
You're all fucking dead, you're all dead!
No, I'm going to '69 with you too,
Hey, guys, check it out!
That is not true, I do not spank it to Tiger.
and bikers are assholes.
That's a stupid name, it looks like a fucking iPad.
And, by the way, think about Super Mario Bros. as a whole.
It's not unhealthy.
you must go on your way
This is real-- you're--you're Tiger
Now, what was I talking about?
and not tell you how much that emotionally winded me.
Arms that chained us, eyes that lied
Doesn't fucking matter.
All right, Siegfried, you and me, pal.
Oh, shit.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
and I still live at home with my parents,
Make it rain blood!
'cause I'm in heat also.
Can I please see a dinosaur?
something else, you can do anything
-Three hours, sir. -Perfect.
What, do you expect me to believe you guys
You know the day destroys the night
No. No, it's--it's-- It's apple juice.
Oh...no, don't, don't, don't.
Go, go, go!