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Not thirsty, dude.
I have risked way too much to get here.
Why?
Don't look like you're from the future.
We all jerk it to video game people.
This is a Futterman house.
What do you mean?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no, yeah, not in our time.
You work for one of the top sexual disease centers
You just obviously researched my love of video games
Yeah, and literally anybody could do that job.
That's a true truth.
-Destiny?! -That's how you know
when they're eating their matzo ball soup.
with the skills to save us.
Sorry.
It's okay, man, it's not your fault.
Pick up and go
fucking hippie.
What are you doing?
Yeah, have fun saving the world.
Dad, you don't have to wake me up, okay?
I mean, considering that I have a shitty job,
and your costumes are impeccable,
and I live here.
that's the whole reason he became a scientist,
She gets high
What the fuck happened in there?
All right, are you ready?
and that happens tonight.
Uh, guys, the cops.
Holy shit.
I just got here, I've wanted this my entire life.
and more urethra-swabbing.
What do you mean, what do you mean?
Look, I can probably still help out with the mission.
a better job about acting normal here, okay?
Future Man.