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No, Mom, I'm just feeling a little Ionely.
I'm a book editor.
Oh, you mean the list of inspirational quotations?
You know, maybe I'm mistaken...
And do you have a career or a job?
I just promised my kids a car.
- Something wrong? - Nothing, Ron.
She didn't even know I called you.
...but I think you'd have a lot more fun if you stayed here.
You hated Ray, and now you're after Ron? These problems aren't his fault.
It was so great to meet you.
I'm not an expert, but I'd be glad to help you.
You probably shouldn't.
...that if a preacher knocks on your door unexpectedly...
I go for quality. I don't give a shit if it's a bestseller.
You might not get another chance. She might not call again.
See, it's that "I love you" stuff. I didn't see it coming.
That's so nice.
Oh, my God, a creepy motivational speaker.
That's a swan.
- So you're not rich anymore? - Correct.
Puppies are born, old dogs die.
Oh, no.