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- Thank you for lending it to me. - No problem.
I like having sex with Ron. It's not a trade.
Raise your hand if you want an application.
What makes you so different, Tanya Skagle?
Look at him.
The Greeks give us the height of art and philosophy.
Well, it certainly is generous of Tanya...
Why don't you just get Hammer to drive you around?
But, Randall, I have a boyfriend.
Now, who's ready to take that step?
She'll pay for it.
- Yeah. - Thanks for fixing my flat. That was sweet.
Does anyone else have a final prototype they'd like to share?
That's why they call me a happiness consultant.
Boy, your mom must be real disappointed.
It just means that sometimes we eat at the steakhouse...
It's imitation crab.
Everybody in America is having to cut back a bit.
I think most people wanted to take part two...
Oh, hey, do you also have my handout around somewhere?
Thanks for your interest.
- Hi. - Hi.
Don't. I think this woman is impossible to please.
I'm a total sellout.
...and not vanish from existence from my life.
Now that I know what she wants, I'll deliver. Satisfaction guaranteed.