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But you got out a suitcase
...till we have our degrees. This is so exciting.
When people can't make happy hour
...and you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.
How is that even possible?
Know who loved golf? OJ Simpson
- She told you that? - It was the week you got tested.
You know who he looks like? That guy from Aerosmith, Joe Perry.
- I wish you had told me. - Yeah, well, I wish you'd cured it.
When did it next happen?
And you might've had a new friend...
They're gonna redo it.
Go stand over there. I'll call you when I'm ready.
He went to Nam, I was 4-F. And that's the way our friends look at it.
So the Cubbies gave your boys a shellacking last night.
...he don't believe a person can change. And this asshole went to a shrink.
- Are you having an attack now? - No.
Why don't you just admit it?
School is over for me, and next year, for you.
Holy shit.
- You're such an investment genius. - You want this to get ugly, Tony?
No, they been sitting too long. The cheese is all sweaty.
And she kept fucking... She kept going. I... I started screaming at her. So I left.
- You two-faced fuck! - Take it easy.
Finn Detrollio my arch nemesis
Do me a favor, huh? Hold this.
- Chrissy. - It's true.
Jigaboo cockers Cocksucking mother fuckers.
And you don't want it to get ugly?
Make sure you tell her it's from Uncle Paulie.
He's also a capable person.
She's ready to order.
This whole thing, the fight, the stuff with Vito...
Honestly, I think he's smarter than you, the way you keep shitting on the test.
You see? This kid's all right.
At this point, it doesn't even pay to go home.
Beans!?! It's a fucking.nickname
Is that all you can say whenever it's anything to do with my feelings?
I said this point in our lives is a transition period, forced on us by external events.
That is so sweet.
...crying on the phone about her cousin...
- How's summer school going? - It sucks.
That ring, believe it or not, it's got this kind of, like, weird power.
...because they had to help me off the tee.
- He stopped paying my credit-card bills. - Daddy?
...is an overture Tony wants to get back together?
...through four years of dental school for you...
You guys looked chummy in the pool that night.
They were trying to take my shoes. I fought them off...
I just do what the job is.
We're both finishing school. We're not getting married...
I knew that was comin!
Side deals, secret promises. He's always got an agenda.
But based on a prior meeting, the code of professional responsibility...
- What are you, a Met fan? - Padres, actually.
Maybe he thinks you're working too hard. North Carolina, plus all that other stuff.
Okay.
You should talk. That skank I saw you with.
When you've had a quadruple bypass like I did...
It's long overdue.
Talk to married people.
I had another panic attack.
I mean, maybe I should go back out. I can work as a PA for Josh's dad.
African-Americans, if that makes you feel any better.