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Because in sales... ABC means Always Be Closing
That's what I hate about you
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(SHUSHING)
I'm not insightful enough to be a lawn critic.
Instead... Shove down, please.
You want a big bowl of ice cream.
This has been a test of our emergency preparedness.
No, no, I'll help you up. I'll help you up.
You never expect that you're the killer.
Hey. Hey.
You know what... We are. We are a family.
SAM: Lily?
(CLAPPING) You'd be so lucky. Good one.
What does warm mean? Oh, my gosh. Try a different door.
How dare you all attack him like this?
(BOTH VOCALIZING)
I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.
I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted.
and get that in there.
MICHAEL: It is a beautiful, sunny day
You were in another Office group earlier! That’s how I know you.
And one time I walked in on him naked and his thing is so small.
because in sales ABC means "Always Be Closing."
All right, Lily.
(DWIGHT SCREAMING) KELLY: Dwight, what are you...
He said that you told him how much you love me,
They have no arms or legs. This is how he led a nation.
(MICHAEL LAUGHS)
(VOCALIZING)
I normally don't enjoy making people laugh.
I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie,
There's no fire. It was only a simulation.
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Today, smoking is going to save lives.
Well, it's all right It's okay
It's kind of nice.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome!
What Roger Says
And they have no arms or legs.
This meeting is mandatory,
You are black, Stanley! I'm gonna give him mouth-to-mouth.
Lily, stop!
And he's like, "No, I like the way they look
(GIGGLING) Oh, my God. Oh, man. Oh, my God.
Yes, we are. We are livid.
ROSE: Okay! Okay!
(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
ALL: Michael Scott.
Absolutely I would not
These muffins taste bad
I state my regret.
Or a dick critic. This dick IS BAD!
Here we go. Here we go. Let me get you up.
Oh.
Who? Jack Black?
You are black Stanley!
What's a text?
All the way in the back there.
That's what he said. Right, guys? Because of gay.