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- And a half. - Oh, my God!
- I didn't cheat off him! - Yes, you did!
Let's throw him in the road.
You work hard, you get ahead,
She makes me feel like there's a hole in my nose.
I haven't slow clapped since Kennedy was shot.
You're not my husband, you're my roommate.
that was not my jacket the cops found the illegal substance in.
It comes with me everywhere.
Well, at least the truck doesn't judge me.
That's my little anniversary present.
It’s for Anna’s birthday
were watching the Rose Bowl parade.
when you weren't pulling your weight.
Especially today.
Sue, as I mentioned many times yesterday,
Do I have to go to school today?
You get home when I'm leaving. You leave when I get home.
That fat, hoarding, cheese-smelling pile of psoriasis scabs is a real lifesaver.
It's your turn! Do something!
Nah, you know what? Take the day off.
Sure it will.
Frank Murphy, my favorite sugar shover.
I got a better idea.
Oh, I'm so happy you two have what Greg and I do.
But then I invented a container out of a new space-age material called plastic.
I am so sorry.
and the only way to do that is to get my old day job again.
Thanks. Somebody today told me I look fat.
It's important to show your love in small ways,
It means turn on a cartoon.
- Okay. - So you're saying we're okay?
So, obviously, Maureen cheated.
- Oh, this was a mistake. - Oh, man.
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what's this new idea you want to tell me about?
Record company suits. My dwarf buddies.
This is my fault? You're the one who left her family.
Oh, man, I need to lie down.
Wow. Sue, you look beautiful.
Sue, ma'am. Sue Murphy.
And mine is you. Good luck today!
Uh-oh. Mr. Shicklegruber knows our dark secret.