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They're kind of like space's zookeepers.
Did you know Jacques Cousteau had a sex room just like this?
This is the nighttime, a time we don't normally receive Blorphs.
I guess you can take the brain out of a German,
It means it's between me and like one other person.
but there's no bringing him back.
So he has to die. Mom, do something.
- none us will know Jeff's an alien? - Nope, not even Jeff.
The simpleminded earthlings suspect nothing.
I'm so excited to take care of him.
- Mom, we're already married. - I mean lock it down for real.
Look at that. I made Jeff better.
Is that the guy who works at Panera Bread?
Works kind of like a fax machine but for solid objects.
A-And now I get to un-pause it.
the exact opposite of our first earthling. I will earn his trust
♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪
Mr. S., I have to tell you something.
I've initiated contact with the host familly
what you'd do different in your life.
I needed to know to blend in.
'Sup?
like driving with your knees
That's why they're called the Dissectors.
would ever say "mankind" like that.
But there's something you should know.
I just have to go upstairs to, um, take care of something.
This is mine. I brought this.
- to make it last longer. - Me, too!
She went to rescue Jeff, and now they're gonna dissect her, too.
But since you've come back, you are killing
This is delicious.
with a different name for the Blorph machine.
Look, Hayley, I know how much you love Jeff,
- are hitting up the Fro-Yo stand. - What if we went back
- You know how your father gets. - Before you kill me, mr. S.,