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If I were you, Hayley, I'd lock that down.
Uh, I guess I used to be such a slacker that I'm still
#da #hao #tlaš ovo #gaben
- Look, it's already happening. Jeff? - I'd love to go.
- and catalog what we find. - Naturally.
Hayley, cover your ears. Daddy's gonna make a bang.
No time to care about your hamster, Steve.
So I came to Earth to live amongst you.
I will spare the lives of your human and your alien sex slave.
Ha ha! That last one was me!
and un-pausing "Transformers: Dark of the Moon,"
#о #sapping #декзжны #зллу
I'm willing to be a stay-at-home dad.
Did I tell you I'm on hold for a Langley Mutual commercial?
Did a bit of rebrand in the '80s. Same people who did new Coke.
Hmm. "You're in luck" may have been a bad choice of words.
the movie we paused right before you left
Did you guys really not know?!
So, no game plan? Just gonna run through an alien ship?
I won't say anything. I promise.
- But, dad ... - You'd be the one, Steve.
What? Wait, I'm sorry. Huh?
The universe is in balance.
I want you to know that I've changed.
learning to speak like a cool, responsible human like you guys.
Good. Have you found an acceptable specimen?
Bye! Have a beautifull day!