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His record's been blanked.
How do you living beings cope with mortality?
(Both yell)
But I'm not designed to bend that low.
Well i get my feelings hurt and throw a world class hissy fit!
Darth Stroyer?
Someone said fire.
(Computer chirps)
Once I log in, I can access Inspector Five's profile.
Tell my mother...
(Clattering)
(Touch-tones sounding)
the all-critical filing in my absence.
I mean, you're exactly like that, but you're okay.
That's what I just said, you mortal coil.
Okay, just file it alphabetically...
A defective robot, you say?
Bender, I'm afraid our search is at an end.
You call that an ink defense?
You make it look so easy.
I can't believe it! I'm gonna die!
(Clears throat) Oh.
at that cool explosion.
(Gasps)
This is mine,
I don't know anything about?
(Chortling)
At this point in the actual War, the death toll was 98 million.
That was fun.
Mom called off the attack,