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(Whirring)
A stupid I-dotting, chair-squashing...
It saves on bullets.
A pile of dead bears can only mean one thing.
although I don't see how it's her.
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
How am I gonna find some anonymous guy
So let's get brick-faced!
Quit blacking out and look at this.
Uh... he's my pencil sharpener.
Mm-hmm.
(Shrieks)
(Both yell)
How much time does he have left, Professor?
Man: Dios mio!
Yes!
and homeland security permission slips.
(Crying): I deserved better!
Come on, we can still catch a twi-night double-cockfight.
(Both panting)
♪ A-b-c-d... ♪
Oh, right.
Female computer voice: Bender terminated.
8.5 seconds ago, you said you hated me.
Ah, let me just cross-check my tabulation here.
Jump! (Grunts)
- ♪ A-b-c-d... ♪ - Get out of my office.
I never said I wasn't a drama queen.
Oh, yeah?!
Wow.
The bureaucra-scan won't let anyone
probably with tears of pride in his eyes,
I'm dead.
Hey, you want to celebrate our escape?