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Are you referring to alchemy?
"What do we do when we find the guilty party?"
"There will be no questions. Are there any questions?"
Cancel it. I want you to make an offer at 1725 Slough Avenue.
Woof!
I'm like, "What? All right."
"We will not rest until this problem is solved.
Okay, go ahead. I got nothing to hide.
MAN ON PHONE: I saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener.
I own a one-eighth share in a rental property down in Pittston.
No. Oh, God, Darryl.
Blah, blah, blah, blah...
And most of that was just birds in my condo complex.
Well, it doesn't make me the worst guy in the world, either.
I saw it and I also saw a Quicktime movie
made me rich beyond my wildest dreams?
Look, he's been complaining about this for a while. It's not crazy.
Was she cute?
"Who is the whistleblower?"
giving them free toner, and we keep them happy.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh, shoot. Got it?
Thanks a lot, Big Brother.
Two whistleblowers. Two.
We destroy the evidence. No evidence, no case.
I can assure you it was no one in this office.
But somebody here, they liked that first story better.
Just seemed like the right thing to do.
I don't know what the best plan is, Pam.
I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me.
We liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself.