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why would I be standing here talking to you people?
we have a strict no return policy.
the most cutting edge technology
Birthday card.
(MOUTHING WORDS)
It's what I do.
Oh. Very nice.
Why would you do that?
Eh. I'll guilt him into it.
Oh, listen to this guy.
(MOUTHING WORDS)
Bicycles, right?
(CLANK)
She's not real! She's not real!
You think? You can't help him, Pops.
"the pillows of my heart" Come on. Come on.
The movies lie. None of it's real!
I stood outside her window and blasted music at her.
Maybe I'll just have my dad fix it. (CHUCKLES)
I did. I'm sorry.
This nerd has no clue with the ladies.
My dad may not have been able to say
No, I'm worried. How are your loins?
Is that the one I pointed to?
Like Mario Lemieux, the hockey player?
Sold six couches!
You left this on our lawn.
I had the kind of parents who loved each other,
That's all I was doing, was writing letters.
But if you would feel better seeing it,