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why, your life is an embarrassment of riches.
Jacks or better to open.
Tomorrow, I'm casting the role of Plantain,
I'm listening to the couple downstairs.
I know. It was a strange conversation.
We're coming, Jack!
Lights.
If she plans this right, she'll announce that she's leaving him
I think the husband is totally on to her.
and be back in time for the tearful breakup sex!
You're right.
We discussed you making your famous moist-free chicken.
Oh! Ooey is such a liar!
It does? Well, which pages?
- You want to play cards? - I don't care, whatever.
Actually, I didn't have the guts to tell him. Can you--
If you closed your eyes, he kinda had a Lou Diamond Phillips quality.
Yeah, 'cause if this thing's going to Broadway--
I'll do it,
And when viewed in that light,
- I'll take Painful Things for 500. - Exactly, honey. Yes!