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Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?
That was a disaster.
Except for Santa's wife
Happy holidays!
does anyone want to buy some pot?
Ow! You bitch!
Oh, so you are with Triple A?
Okay, you got a deal.
Do you have a brother?
What?
You can't call the cops on Santa.
♪ I just want a wedding ring ♪
Wait. What are you doing?
Sailor Moon Help help
Me? I didn't do this.
Look, they're all eating each other, anyway!
I don't know, boys, he's in rough shape.
Oh, interesting. Interesting theory, Brian.
I'm Santa.
Say yes to life, Brian!
You gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real?
Lulu
You might need a hose, eh?
Come on, now.
Move over.
You know, those... Those aren't socks and underwear
Mommy!
and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game
Triple A, you know? AAA.
Well, at least we're done
What?
If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands
♪ All those dreams are nightmares ♪
but he sure wasn't what they expected.
The world failed Santa.
Okay.
to be neutered in two days?
No, I mean, it looks like you need a part, eh?
He can't keep this pace up anymore.
I can if you want to join AA, eh?
All right, Brian. Let's do this.
They don't know how much time she has left.
I'm just holding it. Is this the trigger?
But an hour and a half, Brian!
♪ every smile makes it all worthwhile? ♪
Well, there isn't a great deal of sport in that.
Local officials are going with the theory
Okay, let's go see Santa Claus.
Look at the toxic waste we're producing.
♪ And a little drummer boy. ♪
- What's the matter? - We're out of gas.
Oh, my God, are... Are you all right?
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
I will not be deterred.
and I'm gonna kill that bastard!
Well, drunk or not, can you help us?
This is ridiculous... We are not going to the North Pole.
There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!
♪ There's too much to do. ♪
No, it's... It's in the yard.
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
Uh, sir?