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Oh, dear.
I‘d like to, but somebody stole it.
[Cheering Applause]
What? What? Areyou kidding?
Afteryou give me that underwear!
Damn it! I‘m freezing myselfl
I‘d like to eat this before I have broccoli—sicles.
You‘re gonna need all your strength tomorrow.
What would you give up for me?
Well, I hope that teaches you something about blind dates, Margaret.
— [ Wind Howling] — Oh, boy! Listen to that wind.
You don‘t know the nights I‘ve lain awake dreaming ofthis moment.
Okay, I bet 20 bucks.
I‘m gettin‘ tired ofthat.
The Mummy here beat me for i 70 bucks tonight.
— Have you found anything, sir? — I‘ll askthe questions.
I‘m talking about us, Frank.
That was three months ago. Are you feeling any better now, sir?
We‘rea hit.
As I remember, I couldn‘t punish you then because your wife hadjust died.
you—you—you get to learn a few ofthe ins and outs.
You can‘t bet my longjohnsjust because your nose stopped running!
Soft as a baby‘s bottom.
[Coughs]
Is there a reason this line is going so slow...
They were stolen from my clothesline.
[ Wind Howling]
Anyway, he wants, uh, you to have this token ofhis undying gratitude.
to an astigmatic missing link with fourtens!