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Hey, dad, can we talk?
My god. I married into a drug cartel?
Bye. Bye.
I got laid off.
That's my horse.
And you're done.
Oh, thank god.
You've seen "taken."
You got me here.
That she wants me to propose.
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It's just a little gift I got alex.
Whoops.
Cafés, museums.
She's always like, "err!
Sure.
[ laughs ]
[ straining ] oh, not so hard. I can't breathe.
Got it. You want to sing the song.
You are the last person who should give me anything.
Honey, I want to give you a present.
Oh, really?
I was going through his wallet
Can you blend cheese?
Stop!
Haley's so cute. I just want to bite her face."
Andy, back when I was dating claire, I used to think,
[ laughs ] no! Aah!
And she's really sweet and they're great together.
He doesn't speak english!
So, this one -- here or here?
Oh! Yeah.
On her first day of school.
Bet I was the only dad there not wearing pants.
I was embarrassed, but also because I knew --
Aah! Phil, nothing.
Haley.
Can we talk?
I hand her one.
Hello?
You know your dad wishes he could be here.
Don't tell cam.
Well, heigh-ho, heigh-ho. It's off to work I go.
But to me, you're the kind one.
You treat my family like they're criminals.
There's this place she loves by the ocean.