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After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in...
...by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
I hope he didn't change his mind.
"Hundred bucks, Blake is gay
No, Lois.
freakin’ sweet
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Could that be Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad?
It would look smashing in Lois's crapper. I mean "crapier".
Holy crap! You sweet old broad, I love you!
Marguerite is a shining example of how people with a lot of money...
Peter, I don't care what anyone else thinks. All that matters is that I love you.
Face it, Peter. You have a knack for saying the wrong thing.
It's too late. Our stuff is packed.
"Tonight I sleep alone
You two, fight to the death!
Dad, you never did tell us how you got our house back.
Filled with beautiful people. And I'm gonna bag me a rich one.
PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS
That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy.
Look inside yourself.
Can I see that pamphlet, sir?
So the guy takes the dog into the vet.
We'll start the bidding at $140,000.
A guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean...
Aunt Marguerite, have you seen my towel?
Everything say oh toodles oh toodles No let's watch The Incredibles 2004
Like diamonds.
So you see, Chubby Franklin lived across the street.
PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS
...51 years before he was born.
Peter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story.
...who would make all your dreams come true.
Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake.