HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?
You said your boss wants to buy your baby?
My boss wants to buy my baby
I don't know what that's like?
-What? -They're wildly unpopular.
-What? -Yeah, Joey, she's..
He doesn't want to buy my baby! I made that up!
Why don't we start over? You can tell me about yourself.
-That's crazy. -That's what I told him!
And one of the great joys of life..
I'm Jim. Jim Nelson.
I know. I know.
And also, tea tends to give me the trots.
Yeah, okay.
I'll look at your tea leaves and tell your fortune.
-Yeah, I guess. A little. -Ain't no thing. I'm wild too.
and it is not mine to purchase.
to show they're not in the baby-buying business.