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Yep, even something as simple as opening a bottle of champagne
My point is you could be a whole new Ted.
How do I make this decision?
Is this really that big of a moment for you?
You thought you killed him.
You are the cutest.
We're having a fake one put in.
On Tuesdays, you guys clean the hospital, remember?
All right, kid, I expect updates on my daughter every 15 minutes,
Nice save.
You mind switching? You know how this guy makes me crazy.
but you, it's probably the finger-toes, 'cause you both have crazy, long toes.
"One chill pill."
We're doctors. We like to give out health tips.
I dub that gross. Second?
There. Brain Trust table.
then why did you agree to meet me here?
Why? That's not your job.
Glad to be of help. I'm out.
Best trip ever. Ice fishing-five!
that helps them forget all that horrible pregnancy stuff?
I created New Ted, so I should deal with it myself. Thank you very much.
Anyway, Carla wants me to get it so now I have to pick out a prosthetic.
Right. The Board wants to know when you're coming to the budget meeting.
I can't even pretend to care.
at that fast-food place, you were wishing that Turk was there.
- Dr Cox. - Chief Dr Cox.
Careful, y'all, that bad boy runs hot.
He's on his way.