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Frank, his name is Shelley, okay? You know this.
- [SCREECHES] - [NARRATOR READING]
and made me Dutch to smite me for the urges that He gave me
where he promised to never, ever do it again.
He had me up against the wall. What was I supposed to do?
Well, I'm not coming back to Philly, Frank!
- Well, come on in. - Cool.
You're right.
- No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. - Thank you!
Now, a couple quick things about the castle,
You have urges that, traditionally,
Otherwise, why would He have made us that way
Charlie's got to see him lose his cool,
who abandoned him when he was a child, by the way.
Chew it up.
You wine and dine the man
- There. - Oh.
- Yeah. - [CHUCKLES]
- Done. - DEE: No.
What's the lesson of the last one? Don't look at my shit?
- [BOTH LAUGH] - I know.
Brace yourselves.
- Chew it. Chew it. - [GRUNTS]
This is crazy, but I think I'm stuck.
Uh...
I'm gonna stay here,
I'm gonna get out, I'm gonna kill you.
Okay.
Fire. [CHUCKLES]
It also happens to be the castle's preference
- A kiss? [STAMMERS] No! - Come on, give me a... lean down, give me a kiss.
No. I was gonna shave my legs.
[MUFFLED, INDISTINCT TALKING]
- Psych! [LAUGHING] - Oh...
All right, look, we brought you this. We made it ourselves,
that only when a man is thrown from a cliff into the sea,
- Wow. Okay. - Yeah. - Very nice.
to get out of here. I also don't want to die,
The end of a typical day in my life.
who knows how I feel will help keep me
WOMAN: Pop culture is a religion.
Hey-o. I'll burn you.