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- Okay, you know what? Loft vote... NICK & SCHMIDT: Nay.
- Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons. Pass. - It's a waste of money, Jess.
[IN RASPY VOICE] Got any meth?
She's surly like I'm surly, and she rolls her eyes at everybody...
But I won't.
Jess, this is not... Oh, my goodness, is it hot.
WINSTON: Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey. - Hey.
- Oh. Schmidt. - Schmidt.
[SINGING] Who's that girl?
What's wrong?
It'd take two and a half hours to drive to school.
I can't believe they're playing these old matches. Legendary.
[CLEARS THROAT]
You got this, dawg. Look at you, dawg. Look at you.
[JESS PANTING]
- You're gonna blow this. - My face is numb.
- No. No, that is not my place to... - Well, you did. It is your place.
Oh, no, I don't... I just wanna hang out.
I know it's unexpected that I'm here. It's because I wanted to tell you something.
Oh. Probably with sex.
I feel like there's a very obvious solution.
We're gonna split the 400 bucks for the tub, hide it on the roof...