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You've got to go and get the garbage bags back.
Go, period, fuck, period,
Look around you.
So I can refute it to people. It's my refuting copy.
not care about ordinary people?
So I'm gonna shut down the shutdown.
in charge of my image except me?
You may want to wear this mask in case the wind changes.
Oh, ma'am. Oh, oh, oh. Sorry.
and turns it into cubes.
- Do you? - Yeah.
Okay, sir, this is a government matter,
Well, tap your ruby slippers together
from this administration and you're forbidden by law
- Yes, ma'am. - Ma'am, this is in Minnesota, right?
Yeah, that's a great idea.
You know, Dan, we could use you.
- Hard chairs and they all stank. - Tough times. Tough times.
It's tough, but I don't care.
Okay? So let's just throw as many bodies at this as we can.
You know, make it look like you're getting your hands dirty with the common man.
Even the food.
So Governor Chung is gonna be all over this
Ah, that's lovely.
Anyway, the deal is it's not going to be long
That wasn't the reaction I was expecting.
from entering the West Wing or EEOB.
This doesn't look great, does it?
uppity princess in her perfumed palace.
I mean, we've been having lunch and then we've been having sex.
This is the most fucked-up story.
- Yeah, and I'm just talking about the 1970s. - Okay.
- Ever? - Ever.
Ma'am?
- You're furloughed. - No!
and they can actually work together.
Who knows where any of that's coming from?
Congratulations.
She's upset. Husband eaten, et cetera.
Could you just excuse us for one moment? Thank you so much.
when you can't be phased because its 2022
Okay, Gary, get out. Go fuck yourself, Jonah.
Ma'am?
Yeah.
Not with you, ma'am. You have been hung out to dry.
and I'm warm and...
What's making you doubt her?
Like a bear on an idiot