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[Alisa] Just a water, please.
Yes.
One second.
[chattering]
No. No. Don't have him call me.
Hey, yay!
[Karl] Alisa!
Try to stay calm for me.
It's not a big deal. This guy hooked us up with some amazing shit.
Connecting with people is not her strong suit.
[door closes]
but Patsy's special.
Stay with me.
With something on the side.
Uh, yeah. Just a sec.
Comfortable?
[breathing heavily]
Contact would require communication skills on her part.
-Come on. -[girl 2] Hey, be careful.
She's fine.
Best party ever! Right, Jess? You having fun?
and apparently, he's bad news.
Now, come on, let's get you back to bed.
What happens if you were kidnapped?
[Alisa] I was a botched experiment.
-They're not too tight, are they? -[stammers]
Don't look at me like that.
What? You just made that up.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Cutting-edge genetic editing.
Including severe facial trauma.
that need to be remedied.
Yes.
Jess, no. I--
He already has a lead on a spot on 9th and B.
That chick's bitter.
Yeah?
♪ Hey I want your cray cray ♪
-Wait. Are those boots McQueen? -Are they?
-Oh, my God! That guy's cute! -Yeah.
That's so mean.
Oh, my God! Nailed it! You're a genius!
[all giggling]
-Where is she? -Can't you just send her a text?
she'll be--
Cool.
What? You got a problem with that?
When you're better. When you're better. When you're better.
Well, did you tell her about your club?
And don't call me when you OD and need a hospital.