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And Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday."
Yeah.
(SNICKERING)
Who cares? So Ted has gay dreams about one of you guys.
- What was that? - What?
They didn't believe that you could wait the three days,
so Barney changed her number in your phone to his work cell.
Wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside,
That's Pablo Neruda.
OLDER TED: Holli and I stayed up texting until 2:00 in the morning.
So I'm at the...
They were just at the bar.
HOLLl: "I've been thinking about you, too,
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
Just kidding again!
Tell me I'm a woman and show me you're a man.
No.
We're protecting him from himself. He really likes this girl.
Okay, I promise, I'll wait three days. Just please stop talking.
And just when you've decided never to text anyone ever again...
And we spent the whole next day texting each other, too.
Three days, Ted. We wait three days to call a woman,
you just hold on for dear life and hope you don't drop your keys.
Or...
So Ted hasn't been texting Holli at all?
How about, "I've never told anyone this, but I slept with my best friend's mom"?
And the worst thing about texting is that once you send it...
A still-in-the-closet 80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.
Yeah. Or...
I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I don't speak l-never-get-laid.
And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday.
It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad.
something amazing happened.