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Now we're stuck with his baby and his wife!
This was supposed to be a romantic weekend!
No. Right, right, right. You're-You're firewood.
Oh, yeah. I'm a squirrel, and that feels great.
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Yeah, what makes you such an expert?
Let's go home, my nutty crumpet.
You're not alone, sir. You have A.J.
Yes. And A.J.'s going home with his new mommy.
[Sighs] I can't believe it.
Mr. And Mrs. Bullock took him home.
- [Horn Honks] - That's her. How do I look?
- I thought you'd be happy. - It's not fair.
- Hey, you know what we need? Cigarettes. - Firewood.
What the-
Unless you count that time I was eating my sandwich on the can...
(CRYING CONTINUES) I have a boo-boo too.
- [Rings] - Hello?
Must be nice being the boss's pet.
I promise. From now on, you have my full, undivided attention.
There's a difference, Avery. I was forced into a filthy hole.
Uh, sir, your family's been staying with us for what seems like forever, and-
They turned her into a terrorist, sir.
Like a baby flower, or a pale goblin-like creature...
- Oh, I can't wait to be alone with you at Lake Frasier. - Me too.
Just until he gets her set up in an apartment.
Quite right. That's why I need you to do something for me, number one.