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Perhaps you could babysit, Francine.
predict everyone but me and that guy will die.
You're supposed to keep me happy. Or do I need to call Avery?
I've named her Courtney Love because she killed her husband, she's full of toxins-
There's my little pisha. Did you sleep well?
- [Screams] - Stan, I appreciate the gesture...
I gotta get back to my wife.
Maybe. But he's your future infidel.
Well, after three years in captivity, she, uh-
It's really me.
- [Crying] - Stan, I'm at my limit.
- [Rings] - Smith here.
I know I've been a little preoccupied, but that's all over.
Damn it, Stan! I'm sick of taking care of this-A. J?
- [Groans] Fine. - Something with Matthew Perry.
I can't believe Stan rescued my wife.
Your turn.
Oh, God. Is this your wife?
Brian chris peter meg joe Crying
You didn't, did you?
Just trying to get a little attention around here. There we go.
" skank," " across"...
- Jo mama. - Well played.
This whole situation is out of control.
Sticky bun. Is it really you?
[Stan] I'm happy to do it, sir.
I know. She's Asian, she's loose, and she's fat. I hit the trifecta!
Now I can practice exclamations for when Stan and I get to the lake.
Oh, hello, Jackson.
Other than this one- which is yours to earn.
[Groans] Fine.