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By the way, Career Day was a little weird.
Some we tell to try to fool ourselves.
1 Tooth Fairy Lane, Tooth City, Tooth Dakota. Mm-hmm.
- Lastly, this whole conversation would be happening in a yurt. - It's the perfect structure.
I always do.
- What'd she bring you? - Well-
No, honey, it's different than that.
He keeps asking me to hand him all of the instruments.
Your mom's gonna be amazing at this.
Instead, I'd like you to watch as I converse with a young man...
Uh, what that means is I actually have a whole bunch of different jobs.
And this Chuck Stone-He doesn't seem very good at his job.
Well, obviously, the tooth fairy made a mistake.
You're fine.
I meant you keep me busy. You had a three-hour nap on Sunday.
No. Not exactly.
I was tired. From what?
That's hilarious. No! I haven't told it!
Give her a round of applause, everybody. She just sold a house.
A robot! I like a robot.
I mean, who cares what Santa thinks, right?
You're gonna be long gone by then.
1975?
Yello? Quick question. Am I talking to live Phil...