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in the men's shelter next door.
and is amazing at making choices?
What will you say at my funeral now that you've killed me?
which pizza it's gonna eat.
I knew you'd know it was Biz Markie.
by a bat-wielding man in a yellow cape.
That's why you need to vote for any candidate but Lillian.
♪ Baby gaybird, I said goodbye
Oh, Mikey, so nice to meet you.
a penguin with teeth!
You can only control how you choose to respond to it.
Well, what did Mikey say when you talked to him about it?
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
Just a minute.
♪ Boom, boy, bye, foop ♪
I thought the cruise wasn't over for another two months.
Get stuff done?
Oh. What about you, Creep?
True, true.
Huh. Maybe philosophy can help me.
Come on! Come on, girl!
And Hudson University is on TV.
a three-way with a puppet... you're welcome...
How cool is that?
Overestimate a tiger friendship?
You're swinging down, jackass.
‘Cuz hell no You’re not eating zoodles
You're not answering your phone.
I can, Roger, but Mikey has somewhere to be.
♪ True love ♪
♪ I know that opposites attract So I find you and fix your hair ♪
Do you really think that's what the voters want?
I do own a baseball stick now.
and to provide...
- And now I need to do the same for you. - No.
The new semester starts in a couple weeks,
I came by your house last night only to find you laughing with some boy like two white ladies looking at a salad!