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Titus!
♪ Like a firefly ♪
Okay, Home Biscuit.
Spin-Noza? The Sephardic DJ?
Titus, I never told him we were together.
Watch out!
I'm just the baddest bitch in the game.
Oh, bless your heart, you banged everything that moved back then.
Why didn't I do that? I tell everybody.
What the hell, Lillian?
I'll be your pet. I'll go wherever you want.
...and ice cream that tastes like lavender.
No, dude, I choose you.
And why did I wear my date-night outfit? What's wrong with me?
It's part of why I got into philosophy.
D-don't be a stranger!
No! I choose you!
I've been up all night processing this in my own way.
Yeah, a little bit.
the donkey won't be able to choose one over the other,
Like Epcot or Mall of America.
Yeah, you know it!
Sex offender. Big-time.
Eh, pass.
in a vat somewhere in a lab
As I was about to sing in my next song...
prettier...
so I don't mind saying it.
to make you think you pinched yourself?
I'm gonna let you buy me a congratulations steak.
Hey.
from coming to our neighborhood
Yeah, I'm on a pretty serious career track here.
It's too much pressure
Perry, I'm doing it.
1
♪ You ♪
all in one guy, like some kind of sexy Swiss Army knife.
why did you draw the shades when you went inside the house?
but he's out of town, so it's all on my shoulders.
- This is Titus. - Hi!
I took one when I was in high school.
"Two: Focusing on the problem at hand."
for the sludge cleanup.
and "fixing" it so that real New Yorkers like us