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♪ Oh, yeah, he's just a friend ♪
but don't make me spell it out for you,
I am not the one to help you decide between Mr. Big and Hormf.
If this yuppie bitch and her yuppie boyfriend
And Titus won't register to vote
I got to get that dumb ginger to vote for...
♪ Ever helping you out your closet ♪
you carpet-bagging peroxided hooker!
Name...
Setting pitching style for "Tony Danza."
I'm just hopeless without Russ.
Okay, but what if you're really just a brain
and then I got really interested in philosophy.
♪ Grinding sideways on the bus Like, "Rub my feet" ♪
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
It could be a unicorn, if you want.
Refrigerator? Seriously?
Normally, my boyfriend...
How do you want to die?
Hey, Meth-Head Charlie.
How do you even know that guy?
Okay, first item...
Now, I forget.
Jeff is just a buddy.
♪ Damn it ♪
"Girl, you know standardized tests are racist!"
That's crazy, right?
I mean, it never even occurred to me that you could play video games with a guy
"My boyfriend's a great singer."
I tried to change.
Um...
but so did all the others.
TV/VCR Repair, Sandwich Arts, Murder for Hire.
Just FYI, this tour is only for prospective students.
And if Jorpf, or whatever he calls himself,
And if we're meant to be together, then blah, blah, blah.
Jerfffs.
But we have a lot of other great vocational programs.
cannot afford to live here no more.
I took a test, and it said I was gonna be a crossing guard, so...
I say, "Hell, nay."
Everybody's gay, Kimmy. It's the '90s.