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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Who still need convincing.
Look at all the gift baskets.
who's filling in for sharon and tracy? marcos navarro.
You don't know what's going on up in there.
It's all over twitter.
- Well, do you like any? - None that like me.
It's karen jackson. I just wanted to call
♪ when you said good-bye?
I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease.
- Who's this? - Hey, mandy.
Think he's still wondering if there's any more cheese?
Even if you don't take me with you,
But like I told him, I think it's great.
And the kids get more, uh, what's the--
[laughter]
♪ I will survive oh, yeah.
Why do you give a shit?
Belongs to somebody else, except for the yogurts.
- C-3po, huh?
Oh, yes, debbie is home sick from school today.
For over a year.
It was on the 12:00 news.
But, um, I never applied for m.I.T.
Or some other piece of trash you screw so you can pretend
♪ know that it's not for naught ♪
- Only thing is, mr. Pratt, sr.
- Fiona. Hi.
And I told her not to ignore it, but did she listen?
You okay? - Uh, yeah, just tired.
- But what?
And, uh...
You know, he's fluent in over
- I-I don't really know what happened
I had to steal and sell to pay those application fees?
I love you so very much.
Carl, it's a scam. It's always some kind of scam.
That make you feel like a man?
- ♪ bottoms up
- Let me guess. He's the boss? - No, no.
[both laugh] - shit. Sorry.
- Get the fuck off me.
'cause after a baby,
- A bunch of uppity queers claiming that
With your homophobic rhetoric.
- Night, frank.
Mom.
I only convinced her last year that I'm not gay.
Are in the foreskin of a penis?
- So is it true?
So if you get a bite, you transfer them
No, mom, I am not--mom.
- Calling people by their name is not,
Unless you ask me to.
[both laugh]
[sighs]
- If how we turn out is all about how our mother is,
Stick a fork in my eye?
- Do not. - Remember when you broke
- What? - My mom kind of sucks
- Well, you sure you don't want to do the interview?
So if you know what's good for you--
Thank you for calling Ira Toyota of Danvers... this is Fiona in sales, how may I help you?
- We've looked into your records, frank.
♪
If you can blow like that?
Christopher!
- All right. - [squeals]
I didn't say that it wasn't nice.
That is heterophobia, and I won't stand for it.
[coughs]
- Hi. Honey, hi.
- Okay, the people working the weaving machines
Sack it up.
You shouldn't ignore it, or you could very well die.
And by office bitches, I might mean myself.
I will chop off both your hands, eh?
That won't leave me vulnerable to a lawsuit,