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- [sobs]
- I've made a lot of mistakes.
- [clears throat]
I had to pretend that I was sick.
- Porn at my desk?
Go to that website and see if you stand by your
- Whoa, wait. Hang on.
[sighs]
There's any more cheese.
I mean, have you ever seen one that's uncut?
And my meds have been really working.
My guess is that you want to hear about
Sorry, I, uh...
- You're famous for being gay, frank.
I look weak. - It's gimp porn, babe.
- Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill.
And the saving people's lives is pretty great, too.
- No one's ever been as good to me as you have.
- She's good for me, and you're not.
I'm with mandy now.
that is heterophobia and i won't stand for it
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
- It's not your fault.
- Gay is when you part the ass cheeks of another man
It's a family-run company, real friendly place.
- What's a code pink?
You gotta circumcise.
We had too many jaeger bombs. Remember?
♪ you were beaming once before ♪
I mean, especially the good ones.
6 million forms of communication.
Come on. Go ahead! Do it!
Serious head trauma, two minutes out.
So that's it. We're over.
Is holding your attention so well.
That makes us family.
Oh. Are you-- are you seeing lip again?
- Ha, ha. - I wasn't kidding.
- [groans]
- What's funny? - Garfield.
She’s gonna fuck the Karly out of you kid
All: ♪ oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
- Not my choice of words, but--
- Yeah!
- No, mixed it up a little bit.
- Then what are you doing going on the news,
You're better than anyone I've ever met.
Do it now. - Very sorry, sir.
That's really nice for me.
Frank, the father.
It was so good between us.
'cause I would like to say that I am a little shocked
- Hey. - Hey, karen.
Okay, I'm sorry, mom. It's--it's lip.
And you'll read from this script.
♪ know that they're not for naught ♪
- Naps are for kids and college students.
No, not you, man. Sorry.
We'll coach you.
Christopher and I have been living together
- Frank, I'm chris.
[shudders]
But the other way? [scoffs]
[knock at door] - yes?
- [laughs]
I hate boston. Red sox suck. - Okay.
It wasn't really porn.
- Why is that man driving your car?