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- [giggles]
So who is it? Is it angie zahgo
Hi, this is fiona from worldwide cup.
Gonna see what v has.
- V, don't start that shit!
- You okay? - No!
♪ what is this feeling
Looking pretty damn great right now.
- Nice to meet you, fiona. I'm connie.
And at the rate you're going, that shit's not gonna happen.
- Hey. Hey. Over here.
Mandy, I know you're seeing lip.
Dude, when I spend as much for a cup of coffee
- Thank you!
♪ that you speak of?
- [sighs]
Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.
My alcoholic father and my runaway mom or maybe about--
- Thank you.
[laughs]
I love you so much.
- Yeah, you did. Also carnegie mellon,
- I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be it.
That I had obsessive-compulsive disorder
- He's here when you're here and he's not when you're not.
Do you know that? It's not your fault.
- Sheila, are you okay?
can I help you pack your shit?
What is that, reverse psychology?
Into the most significant moment
I-I hope you can forgive me, karen.
It's just a--well, just a terrible thing
I give really good blowjobs.
Frank gallagher.
- Oh, frank, I'm touched.
- Debbie, you were just supposed to drop liam there.
It's 3:30. Here.
- It does.
- You sure I can't-- - 100% sure.
- Dontcutitoff.Org, promise. Promise!
- Oh, don't you worry. - I'm a citizen of this country.
- Heard of him? He's a personal hero of mine.
- Holy shit. - It's flat out un-american.
Do you want me to ask lip next time we do it?
- Whether or not to circumcise our baby.
Thank you
For a mother to do.
Frank, the face of the gay-rights movement.
- It's okay. Just button up a little bit
You want to know what's wrong with this city?
- Deal. But, hey, I'm putting my foot down.
I'm so sorry. Please don't sue me.
- Ow. - Take it, you little gimp.
That we thought we'd lost to re-up.
Then it's misery, bitter, resent forever.
And you ignored me. - For a reason.
Oh, shit.
Turn over. Mama's gonna give you an exam.
- I'm asking if guys get their own version of--
So you could be a little bit nicer about it.
♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪
He's always so hungry.
[baby babbles]
- I don't understand. You really don't get
- I'm home now.
To learn that, um, circumcision, or a lack thereof,
'cause living bones are 35% water,
- You're right. He's right ,man.
And the proximity of the red sox.
How long the day's gonna be.
- Uh, code pink.
- Phillip?