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To our sales dep--
- Well, you are gay joe.
Good luck.
- Are you freaking kidding me?
[indistinct chatter downstairs]
That no blowjob can ever fix.
It can start to make you feel better on the inside.
All anyone ever does is try to copy off me.
Write that down in your a.A. Journal.
♪
Call once you find out.
[gasping]
I was really curious to interview the kid
Fuck me Hit it tomarrow
Um, go ahead and have a seat. Yep.
Who left me alone with six kids to raise,
- I-- [text alert]
And offer me recompense in the form of whiskey.
Mean girls suck.
- ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪
- Uh, I gotta work.
- Oh, no, we're not like that. - You're not like what?
- Okay.
- Why does karen jackson still have pictures of you
[laughter]
- I thought maybe you'd take me with you, but--
- Thanks, man.
- Oh, hey. Bright. [chuckles]
It's real simple. You'll start here.
- And good wine. - Wow.
- Really? - No!
- You, um--you plagiarized nelson mandela.
- She?
- you people? What can that mean, you people?
Why I have a problem with this? - No.
But you need hose. Those offices pump in the a.C.
Hell, I still got the keys, man.
Think that we're obsessing about the relationship.
He wants to meet at the park.
If you make yourself look better on the outside,
- Oh, nah. I'm warm-blooded. I'll be good.
Come on. I'm not gonna bite--
- I heard. It's just-- if they say this, you say this.
- We call that rule a law.
But because we're not married,
Have your fun. Just pour me a goddamn drink.
- Oh, he speaks!
- Hi, karen. - Hey.
And you want your kid to get his share of head, right?
And I had said a thing about how they should
- I don't think there's a single guy who wishes
Bye. Love you. Okay.
And he'll do whatever I say forever.
Scott walker, m.I.T. Alumni rep.
And call me white trash while you're at it?
- Vote paul lashmet for a better chicago.
- Yeah, the tools, you know, the toys,
They didn't see the steam engine coming.
- Well, what if our son wants to be a transsexual?
I don't know, hormonal bullshit.
- Fiona said you were gonna watch liam today.
They screw virgins or their nieces.
Use your dick as a divining rod
- Okay, great. Thanks. - Follow me.
- Dead bolts, front and back.
Aah! Fuck!
And picked one that sounded smartest to her.
Christ, write that down. - Ohh...
- Less talking, more riding.
- What are we talking about?
- What, he lived with you? - Yeah.
Maybe it's because someone cut off part of your manhood