HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
But those aren't my greatest challenges in life.
- Hours suck. But, yeah, I love it.
[lighter sparks]
There were some photos.
About time you came out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you've got a problem with me being here, just say so.
- Oh, fiona, yeah.
- What do you want? - Take your clothes off.
- This is my nicest dress. - No, I know.
- You're gonna be late! - Got nothing to wear.
- [laughs] - hey. Mm-mm.
You're an alcoholic, a derelict.
How to modify algorithms instead of think for myself.
I'm sorry, uh--
I'm guessing she googled good speeches
They're my siblings, but I raise them.
Fuck!
Remake it bone-dry, dirt-dry, fucking desert-dry, okay?
- No. - Oh, that's too bad.
I asked you, like, 100 times to get the applications in,
About the porn at your desk and the personal phone calls.
I found my stolen car, bitch.
[stomping upstairs]
- Barely. - Incoming ambulance.
- You're not serious.
Do you remember joe the plumber?
Debs, school, why didn't you go?
Big toe is throbbing like blue balls
♪
And you deserve to get out--
You're blue-collar, working-class, irish-catholic.
- Fair game as in free?
- I'm sorry I was so crazy when you were little.
- Well, anyway, great work. And keep it up.
- I got a call from one of our sales reps.
- Well, how much of it did you mean?
So this is, like, found money, bitch.
- It's truth, you see? - What's truth?
- I hope so.
♪ bottoms up bottoms up ♪
♪ what is this feeling
Mom says this is how it has to be.
This isn't bone-dry.
Come on in. Let us buy you a drink.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- Huh? Oh, yeah.
And you're just gonna get married, no conversation?
[grunts]
- I wouldn't do that if I were you. Sorry.
- Turn back time? Why?
Circumcise the baby so that girls will be more likely
- It's a temp office job, so I don't know
[both moaning]
Then my mother called.
- All right.
- Well, by that definition, no, then I'm not gay.
You know, you might even want to say thank you.
It'll be nice to have a baby.
- Kermit, that joke is so hackneyed, you owe me a drink.
I really want one, though.
But there are a lot of people in this country
[clears throat]
- You mean we make you smarter than you are?
- You maxed out your tab, frank. - Hey.
Yeah. Ooh. Take it. - Ow.
- Because I'd like to hang out with c-3po in my lifetime.
The stuff I can't get access to in my ghetto high school.
[both grunting]
- I know my rights.
But you're in big trouble.
You get the idea?
[rock music]
Financially and emotionally interdependent partners
And you're sure as shit not in charge
Fuck you!
♪ that you speak of?