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- Yeah, my girlfriend wrote this application.
- I have a problem with you being here.
We get quiet for one minute, and you guys
- You use that mandela speech in all the applications?
But I'm not bad for that baby.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Why I'm not at school.
- I did ask you.
- Frank the plumber? - No.
She told them I was crazy and...
You gonna punish me for it?
- I worked 40 hours at $10 an hour.
Or a rock. Do you have a rock?
I expect all of you to help jimmy with dinner
- Robotics.
She plagiarized nelson mandela. Jesus.
We're all on a first-name basis here.
- Fucking--let's go.
Barista at the coffee beanery.
♪ you're so sure of?
- Oh, don't mind him.
- [sighs]
- Are you asking me if I bleed from my nuts once a month?
- [belches]
That way is just misery.
Hey, fi.
So mr. Pratt is asking for a word with you.
But we can fix that if you agree to work with us.
- Give me the money.
He had more nerves down there.
God almighty.
Why should our heterosexual proclivities
- It wouldn't fucking work. That's a good reason.
And it's not your time of the month,
In this shit-hole neighborhood forever?
- Sometimes when you're feeling really bad,
Sheila, debbie's here.
That's my civil right!
Or who has a picture of me on facebook.
That's not only unfair and unchristian...
- Plumber's apprentice. I can do that.
- You have a reputation as a hard-ass?
I mean, encyclopedia britannica didn't see wikipedia coming.
- Get in. We drink.
- Monica's home? - No, no, no.
What kind of a rule is that?
♪ you're so sure of?
- I've seen crazy, and I've seen bad for kids.
- It has a kid's seat in it. - I don't give a shit.
- Is mickey seriously getting married?
- What?
♪ what is this downside
The tv remote last month for no good reason?
It's like a code word we have.
Which means for me, it's stand in line
I-I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get my meds balanced.
- Ian, do you get why I have a problem with this?
What?
I'd just take it home.
We had an appointment at 3:30. It's nearly 4:00.
[grunts]
- Yeah, honey?
Shit.
Great. Yes, I will transfer you now.
♪ bottoms up bottoms up ♪
And I'm not gonna watch lip fuck up his life
- You won't?
- Hey.