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[door slams shut]
[knock at door]
- Not getting in the middle.
And if they say this, you say this.
Jesus. Oh. Whoa.
Not the big boss, but he is a supervisor, yes.
You feel better now?
- All right.
- Is your new job at a strip club?
♪
And I was wondering if I could transfer you
[shot fires]
- You told the world we're gay!
- Yeah. - Ah!
You're getting married?
- What's all this?
- You need to learn respect for your elders.
Yes, mom, I'm talking to him.
- Fuck you.
With the small fingers for free.
You remember adam britt, nick stathis, mark.
I would forgive her for everything,
Uncle matt, we call him, he's kind of conservative.
Those applications are 90 pages long.
- That'd be great.
- Well, what are you waiting for? Call the cops.
Why don't you just dump her?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
But you're a temp, so you can just have one.
For this city for close to a decade.
- The shit?
And she turned out to be a bipolar drug addict--easy--
The king's disease is gout.
[cheers and applause]
I'm sorry that I-I took up with your husband,
- Oh.
If they say this, you say this.
♪ I will survive I will survive ♪
And I'm sorry that I missed so many
- I don't know--I mean, I meant a little bit of it.
- [sobs] - come on, sheila.
You'll be covering for maria.
- Okay.
Back when life was fun and the world had meaning.
- Is that a toy gun?
- What the hell do you know?
With the 4.6 g.P.A. Who so blatantly
[rock music]
- Don't do it, kate. We don't need
- Okay. - That's the copy room,
- Karen? - [gasps]
- Sir, I cannot award you domestic partnership status
- Shit, really? [gasps] shit.
See if she can fit you in.
Honest, it was about to burst. And then who knows?
Because she's my mom.
- Don't you shit on my hand. You hear me?
- She's gonna fuck the faggot out of you, kid.
- She's a skanky, manipulative bitch.
You feel like a man?
That you want to waste your life laying around
I want my son to get his share of head argument.
- The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
- [speaking portuguese]
- What did kevin say?
I'm already here. - No, thanks.
- Oh, you want to fag bash?
- Morning. - Morning, jody.
Oh, no? Huh.
But you--you know it's not your fault, right?
Sitting up's a real good start.
- Jesus. To who?
Also, you have an appointment this afternoon
love your ass sexy ass
- I'm sorry, frank.
To want to-- uh, with their mouths.
Or who just checked in at the fucking mcdonald's.
Jesus. What-fucking-ever!
My partner works for this city.
We'll clean you up. We'll house you.
It was a huge pain in the ass, and I did it for you.
While my domestic partner,
You know, I think there's some things that
- You may have a 4.6, but you also required