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Hold on. You work for the city.
Aah!
Why would you do this?
- Is this dinner?
I've said too much already.
And say thank you for applying to colleges for lip.
He's one of the cousins.
At the free clinic or suffer.
I, uh--I gotta go.
[rock music]
- I left some stuff here that I need.
- Give me your money.
- You're not interested in m.I.T.?
He's been weird all day.
Let me guess, you minored in psych,
- [clears throat]
♪ the future's comin'
- Who?
But it'll be good for sheila to watch him.
I'll explain later, okay? - Fine, explain later.
- Was in douche land?
- At this level. Jesus. Give me a fucking pen.
- But the donuts on the table are fair game.
- You know, thought I hated med school, but u of m's
- Really, very sorry.
[knock at door]
- She feels guilty for turning us into latchkey kids.
- The m.I.T. Application essay.
- That you are no good for fiona.
Not the kind of man we usually want on our side.
That is heterophobia and I won't stand for it.
You aren't either of those things.
- Mandy, I don't go on to facebook, okay?
Thinking it would give you a leg up in business negotiations.
How about a toe?
Walk the fuck away.
- Wow, why don't you just go ahead
- [laughing]
- Whoa, nellie. I'm on your side.
- Girl at school.
- May I transfer you to sales?
She's super nice. Korean. Small fingers.
[sighs]
Then I'm pretty screwed, right?
Which the law doesn't even allow, I might add,
- Yes, that's fine.
♪ what is this downside
Of your school events because I couldn't leave the house.
I gotta go, babe. Sit up.
What does one gay say to another one going on vacation?
- Fuck--oh, god damn it!
- Dude, I'm telling you, this is my car.
- Don't you turn your back on me.
Those laws do not apply to us.
- I'm so...
- [crying]
- Well, it just so happens, I was mistaken.
We'd like to buy you a meal and have a chat.
Sit up. You'll feel better, I promise.
I bet if you call and complain, they'll switch him out for you.