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- You're gonna get yourself killed! - I'm not losing this job!
Everybody except Sue!
You ain't quit after a half an hour, and I ain't shot you.
Strike two! You failed!
with "I Don't Need Your Damn Help."
No. You don't belong here, and you don't belong here,
♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪
Come and get your slop!
I love you, Vic.
I will not turn into my father.
Whoa! He's sucking the shit out of that baby.
That's why I didn't want to hire you in the first place.
For the last time, I ain't playing this record.
- # No more "Yes, ma'am" # - # Just like a natural man #
Good one, Mom!
- You got a problem with that? - No, no, it's just...
No! I'm gonna make this right!
Stick the key inside your sock.
Kevin, you don't belong here.
Why can't I do other classes in Pirate101 yet?
There's no beauty in this world.
If you got a sandwich bag, I'll fuck all y'all.
Not in American Legion co-ed softball, only league I recognize!
There was a mouse in mine.
Uh, even though it's almost bed time?
Are you fucking kidding me?
It spin dries lettuce.
if I'm lucky enough to even get the job!
- Eat Me, Dad! - Yeah! Fuck Your Dad!
Fuck!
- All set. - Good job, Frank Murphy.
Fuck! Go, go, go!
What? I thought I was gonna meet him at the warehouse.
Got to slide 'em in.
Well, it is that, but it's complicated.
Captain of your own ship. Ain't nobody telling you what to do.