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in the police department.
and brought in muffins for everyone.
Let's give him cash.
You feel the cool breeze of enlightenment
"Behonkus" means butt,
I am in a vast hallway.
Cool guy, probably expecting a cool knock.
I could not get enough of the ponies.
From now on, any bust that comes from this,
It was kind of a big one.
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake! What? Is he coming?
Yeah. Yup. No. No, no, no, no.
Uh, no email.
Let's just put this in perspective for a second.
I wouldn't.
because the earth will eventually
Okay, Peralta, I accept your apology.
Oh.
Our motto is "nos custodimus quod lingus."
B-side's got some banging sousa deep cuts.
keep an eye on me.
I meant like a brassiere, which is totally different.
Not better. Here we go. Here we go!
these out-of-service mailboxes as drops
Scully, Hitchcock, work your C.I.S.
Wait, "from now on"?
but in my early 20s, I too battled an addiction.
It's all part of the job, little brother.
That's better than my excuse.
I LOST EVERYTHING
Stop!
They actually moved the headquarters
Dip your penis in vinegar.
Mm.
chat about the job, do some mentor-mentee bonding.
Wait, you're just gonna jump a whole decade?
Jackson, some ecstasy was found on the F train.
Tradition and security.
Well, howzabout we avoid human contact altogether
Or found his books, which tell us
ending a sentence with 'at' smh
Quit two years ago.