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Look, I gotta get to work, and you have got to start looking
Look at you. Gettin' on, gettin' past.
I'll have my assistant fax over the application.
He keeps odd hours. He's got the energy of a ferret.
No, it's just a friend who's staying with me temporarily.
Okay, now this is just fun.
Well, hello, honey. We've talked on the phone a million times.
Okay, okay.
Can't a fella just make another fella a little meal?
I just got out of a seven-year relationship.
I thought the only thing in Brooklyn were the Dodgers,
- Hey. - I found it, it's great.
Since I'm going, do you need anything cleaned?
I light some candles, get out some nice aromatic oils,
Whoever cancels the marriage is forced to wander
If you're not even going to challenge me,
So, what do you think?
and about 300,000 guys named Guido.
that gets all the light during the day. What am l?
Okay, come on, honey. Stick around, talk to me.
Morning, roomie. Last night you missed it.
So would l,
Let's go over the reasons why you shouldn't.
On me.
with mustard on your face. Come here.
- I'll meet you there. - Wait this connection must be bad.
Grace, you just left the man you were gonna marry.
Look at you, you little hottie. Stand up.
I would never let you walk out of the house
Take it into the hallway.
Who can afford-- no, no, no...
Will, I've got to do this. I have to have done this.
How about projectile "garlic jazz" all over my $4,000 sofa?