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Okay, there's still plenty of ways
Let's saddle you up and put some jelly on the belly.
I can't believe it.
Now, Ben wants me to slow down,
Fine. I'll tell you the secret.
Poor Ben.
When I'm with Joe,
Andy, I was nice to Larry.
Why would you erase the signatures?
and agree to this exchange of services.
Well, if you ever need to talk to anyone, I'm here for you.
And if either of you guys need anything at all today,
Don't look at her.
- especially at your age. - Oh.
So, um, Andy told me what's going on.
- I'm onto you, friend. - What?
She's real. So do I hear 2,000?
There's your healthy baby.
Thirsty there, big guy?
so I have to be like her stress shamwow.
Museums, opera, nightclubs.
what is it, a diamond eye patch?
with a diamond-encrusted eye patch just raised her hand.
It's the dusty one.
So, doctor, um, what do we--
So I'm going to dinner with Joe next week.
Oh, no, that's not one.
It suits you.
You get twice the secrets.
Jeez.
I know. That's why he's my Tammy.
But screw it.
- [Crying] - Uh-oh.
Tom has something wrong with his butt.
Um, how do we-- how--how--how--
What is that? "Don't tell secret"?
and you know what happened?
I have only one request--
Oh, I forgot, other hand. Crap.
sit on the couch, eat homemade pasta,
and let him carry all your stuff.
I mean, this is hours' worth of work.
I'll do you this solid, but you're gonna have
but it's children, plural.
It was a pointless ruse designed to waste time.
What song should we do? You wanna do Toots?
- Oh, Ron! - Ladies.
♪ Eyes are watching, ears are listening ♪
Someone say "Saperstein"? Come on, you two.