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Uh, it's pretty crazy what's happening in the news, huh?
♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪
- About what? - The room we're in.
- I love this milk analogy, dude. - Yeah.
What's good... What's the spot...
♪ Ha! ♪
No wonder you were scared to come in here, man. Ooh.
(Phone ringing) What up? What up?
Me and this banging little skank tore
I just wrestled a pit bull for a shit-covered dick.
That is an oldie but a goodie.
- Yeah? - Just two seconds, yeah.
So, one-one cosmo.
that can be more sensual than any penetrative act.
- creepy kid with the dead eye, Tobias? - It wasn't Tobias.
There are many ways for you to be erotic with your partner.
A tall guy, pointy hat, he had a long white beard?
No condoms tonight. Mm, mm.
(Elevator bell dings)
♪ Get-get up off my grind, you-you stay behind ♪
Or if there's a song playing, I'll reference the song.
Uh... okay, and you're gone.
Oh, man, it's super late already.
Oh.
Of course you do.
Different-different web sites.
Who wants some of this?
- Just take it off. - I'll take off my shirt,
I'm sorry, Josh. I'm leaving.
I want that.