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Not good.
- and thrown in Derek Jeter's fat face. - Yeah, suck it, Jeter!
I like how you chew gum on the airplane so your ears will pop.
observations left and right, and this one is spinning it all into gold.
It's great. I'm pumping out heartfelt anecdotes and witty
Funeral!
have wanted some stuffy funeral.
Now we're both breaking the rules.
Ma don't know what she wants.
you had Dad's body ground into chum,
You listen, and you listen good. I've gotten used to
I wish I had brothers growing up.
This is Pappy Van Winkle, friend.
"Oh, Diane, we're two misunderstood souls.
It's not his fault. He's just doing his job.
Seventy-five each. Children and seniors free.
Imaginary friends are freeloaders invented by communists to rip-off welfare.
Thank you so much, Derek Jeter.
Oh, yeah.
He's the American Hugh Jackman!
Look, just read it. I think you'll like it.
Sounds like we have some fans of Person of Interest on board,
Oh, this isn't looking good, Princess Carolyn.
Deedee, what are you doing with Dad's keys?
Um, I'll meet you inside. I have to make a call.
Marty, it's a game from '86. You've seen it a hundred times.
Oh, no, no, no, I'll handle that. Why don't you just
- I'm sorry, sir. - Do you know who I am?
some steam you're going to explode.
Hmm, I see. Might I then suggest our
just keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be fine.
Hey, Ma, come look what the Pats dragged in.