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there was no way I could pass this test.
Yeah, well, he wants nothing to do with me.
Yeah, he just packed up his stuff and got out.
She also has a rain shower and a sauna.
Hey... I know I said that we were all adults
Don't forget to list some references.
I just need you to fill out a packet
But maybe I wasn't.
Oh, hey.
Are we...
- Yeah, it does. - Mm-hmm.
You're not gonna do that.
Let's go play.
Allison there seven different ways to tie a headscarf,
Actually, we're on our way to a pottery class...
It's fine. I forgive you.
Hi.
Well, back off, Linda.
We had moved out of the old house,
You don't want to go back to winning fake trophies
I have something for you.
and like I'm taking steps forward.
Oh, my God, Aiden!
Say hello to my little friend!
a full-time consulting gig.
- Appreciate that. - Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey!
Don't cry.
Just let me finish.
and then hitching a ride to Marlene's.
- I thought you could use some company. - Oh.
Hello.
I'm such a confident little idiot.
I don't want to be late, so I'm gonna go in.
I mean, the last time I even let myself think about my dream,
in the Large Hadron Collider to "rediscover" the Higgs boson.
I can't figure out how you haven't sold anything yet.
Hey, who wants to talk to Mommy? Come here.
Diego was trying to figure out how to take care of two kids
Boom!
It's knowing that you would resent me for doing that.
Because I think I'm having a perfectly normal reaction
Okay! Ugh! Okay.
- Me! Me! - Me!
See ya 'round, Pops.
Maybe I'm just not the sort of guy
- You're spiraling. - Am I?
Look, I know I'm terrible at math, but I'm figuring it out.
Neither can I.
Do we ever get to stop being parents?
Is it good news?
and there's a small rodent problem.
Well, what about this stupid pie-eating contest?
Oh, wow. That chair is beautiful.
Thank you.
I had no idea.
- There she is! - Oh. Hi.
The only thing I knew for sure...
Do you want to see the baby, Stella?
Is that where we had make-up sex after Dr. Chang's party?
And, Stells, I'm sorry I lied to you. Again.