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Yeah, of course not.
and it was.
Why would you think that we were cyber-sexing?
Thank you for coming to pick me up.
and there's a manager position available.
You may begin.
I mean, my parents lied to me about everything,
It was just nice feeling like I had a purpose for a second.
and say, "I tried."
See? I'm killing it at this father thing.
Speaking of making things happen,
I still found time to graduate.
It's not the end of the world, okay?
But what about you? What are you up to?
I'm telling you, being able to talk to someone
I only dress up the part that's on camera.
You are the only man I have ever loved.
But I am not disagreeing with you.
Romantic.
And thank you for doing this with me.
I never really bothered to talk to her much,
Uh, she's on vacation.
I've even started designing the nursery.
Well, you know, I'm pretty good with numbers.
You're very saucy.
I-I don't understand.
You know who'd love to hear all about that?
Yeah, I don't know about this.
It was kind of that.
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
but any time you want to grab a beer...
Oh, I'm trying to get my GED.
but on the other, I'm actually kind of proud of you.
Playing "Scarface,"
Okay. Just keep walking. Pretend you don't hear.
Why don't you guys go inside, put on a movie?
what you want to do in life.
- Bye! - Bye.
Sorry. Just trying to go anywhere else,
Something R-rated and real bloody.
Bathroom's right this way. I'll show you.
Well, I don't just work here. I'm the manager.
What do you mean, you couldn't even take it?
so she could finally focus.
Not good.
Do you want to manage a coffee shop?
We all wore our dad pants.
- Frank! - Come on, buddy!
Sorry. The job's already been filled.
but now that I know what it feels like,
it's not totally real, but it doesn't even matter.
But until you do, I can help us get by.
feel like to have accomplishments.
wasn't gonna make much of a difference around here.
- Because he's not wearing any pants. - What?!
- Why? - You gonna destroy it?
And I wasn't the only one trying to figure out my life.
Now, I know we've only known each other two months,
I will figure something out.
Oh, hey, if it's cool with you,
I know I'm gonna regret this,
It's the worst.
I'm up for a promotion.
I'm always here for you.
- This is my husband. - All right, Stella, stop.
- Really? - Yes.
it took my breath away.
Can't believe it's not my baby.
You said you hated that job.
I mean, I knew I was way behind in life,
I do, but I'm on a call.
You just need something that matters to you.