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Of course not.
Can I get anyone anything?
And call me Natey
That's Drake.
I wish I could make potato salad that good. It's just potatoes and mayonnaise.
I'd appreciate some space on this
(EXCLAIMS)
God, I hate these parties.
So all in all, it was a pretty fun cocktail party.
I don't care.
Okay.
Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart.
And Jan and I are going as a couple for the first time.
That's it. You didn't mean it. That's all. No, I didn't.
I didn't mean it, okay? I was...
Not here.
Remember that casino night about a month before we were supposed to get married?
“...collapse into myself like a dying star.”
Stupid jet skis!
Good not great
Cool. Let's start with the banisters.
Yes.
And that is why tonight is so special.
Sure.
Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.
Thank you.
(COUGHING)
You guys all want a round on me?